Wednesday, April 7, 2010

LV Artsy

So in the past week or so I have had about 500+ orders for the LV Artsy.  And every single person (all 500 of you) has asked me to put it on sale.  When I told every single one of the 500 people that the Artsy probably won't be going on sale, they all said, "Oh shoot!  I really like that bag and so I'm going to buy it anyway!!". 

Well I have to first of all say that I have a FANTASTIC Artsy.  I also have to say that as a lover and promoter of very large bags, I always buy the GM version of any LV bag...well, that is before I saw the LV Artsy GM.  Holy Mother of all things Holy and Mighty that is the LARGEST bag I have ever seen.  I thought the LV Galleria GM was a large bag.  No.  No.  It's.  Not. 

The Artsy GM could EASILY double as a cover for your car in the winter.  I'm not even joking.  It is enormous!!  It's ridiculously ENORMOUS.  Like if you were to put your stuff in there, I am seriously doubting you'd ever find it again.  The LV Artsy GM is like a black hole.  Your stuff would be gone forever. 

I know you guys are thinking, there she goes again, with her theatrics.  Man, I am so not joking.  You know me by now:  the bigger the bag, the BETTER!!  I have not kept this secret.  The LV Artsy GM IS TOO BIG!

In the infamous words of Hans and Franz, Listen to me now and hear me later (you gotta be over 25 to get that joke btw), get the MM.  Trust. 

The MM is the size of the bag that I'd normally promote.  When I go on and on about having a big enough bag that will hold everything and keep it handy, the MM is the size I'm talking about. 

The GM is for times when you're ready to invade a small country and you want to pillage the villagers of their goods.  Seriously, it would hold every single possession...EASILY, and still have room for the laptop, sunglasses, keys, etc.  Have I gotten it across to you that the LV Artsy GM is the MOST ginormous bag?

Okay so here's the scoop.  I talked to the factory rep and he said the LV GM Artsy, IN PRIMO AAA quality, was selling like hotcakes right now and they did not need to promote it with a sale.  He told me that he could not give me a huge break on the bag.


The LV Artsy MM and GM are on my site for $270 and $280USD with shipping included.  I have them in the BEST quality that you can get this bag in.  Yes, I have ordered many, seen tons and already sent many out to people. 



Right now I can take offer the LV Artsy MM and GM in top AAA quality for $$240USD or $250USD, respectively.  That is the LV Artsy MM would be $240USD and the LV Artsy GM would be $250USD.  


I know some of you will write me and say, but I saw the Artsy for $110USD on another site and it looked just like your Artsy on your site.  Dude, I don't even get the Artsy for $110USD.  Like seriously.  If I'm not, and I sell hundreds, HUNDREDS of them, then I'm telling you that you're not getting a good Artsy (or anything for that matter) when you pay $110USD!

I will put the sale items up on the site very shortly (as in today or tomorrow).  If you have already purchased an Artsy from the site this past week, you will get the sale price.  You will see that your credit cards have not been charged and that I was awaiting a final confirmation from the factory.

Happy Shopping!!