So let's sell some shoes, shall we? I am going to be pumping up the shoe section of the website, and I have THOUSANDS of pairs of shoes to choose from. As a sampling, I am offering a few spring-y, summer-y pairs for a discounted price.
Yes, I know A SALE!! I can't live without sales. I will buy 10 of something on sale, needed or not, to save three bucks. It's programmed into me.
And shoes are no exception! The website has more pics.
Here are a perfect pair of Jimmy Choo's
Gorgeous shoes...something about shoes.
Here's more gorgeousity!
Black
Brown
Black with White (MY FAVOURITE!!!)
Red with White:
I will have a lot of shoes up on the site by the end of tomorrow. If you don't like any of these styles, just write to me to see if you can do a substitution. As long as it's not a pair of boots, you should be fine!
So here the SALE. Folks, I'm asking nicely that you read both the terms and conditions of the website and familiarize yourself with the order policy. I only order twice a month and that right there will delay your package by a week or so from other sites. If you can't wait, are impatient, then please don't order from me. I cannot place more than 2 orders per month and give everyone the good customer service that they have come to expect from me. I'm sorry but I'm just too busy. This side, small business is BUSIER than my full time job!
THE SALE: Buy any handbag from the site at the regular price - ANY HANDBAG AT ALL, valuing $260USD or more and get a pair of shoes, any of the shoes listed herein on this blog entry, for only $100USD extra!! That's right. You read that right. $100 freakin' dollars for awesome summer shoes!! by the way, these are BRAND NEW STYLES and you won't be finding them in replica form on other sites for at least a couple of months. Since I am a large importer of all kinds of apparel, I was lucky to be offered these well before they are in mass production. When I was in China in November...or was it October? I saw the shoes up front, close and personal and brought them back to Canada to wear. Of course we were blanketed in snow and crappy cold weather for most of the time since, however, this week has been very nice and I have been wearing the wedges. I cannot wear them to work (a bit too casual where I work) but I wear them out with the kids, to the park, shopping and they are tres comfortable, well made and very good quality. They are no higher than Steve Madden wedges or any other wedge shoe that you have seen.
Here is my scenario ridden FAQ. Please read this first as the answer to MOST your question is very likely here. Trust.
Example 1: Mandy buys an LV bag for $260USD and really wants to take advantage of this shoe special. She orders the bag and the shoes from the site, checks out, uses her credit card and in the Customer Notes section writes, "Yo lady don't forget the brown christian louboutin shoes are supposed to be only $100!!!!!" or some equally eye catching message. This way, my totally non fancy, NON COMPUTERIZED site, will reduce the amount that is charged to your credit card and ONLY charge you the sale price. All credits and/or sales are done MANUALLY!
Example 2: Jessica buys a cluch for $200USD. She wants to take advantage of this shoe special. I say, "Sorry Jessica, you have to buy a bag that values $260USD or more."
Example 3: Jane buys two bags from the Deals / Bargain Bin. One bag costs for $100USD and the second bag costs $160USD. Jane has spent $260USD and is all excited to take advantage of the shoe special. I say, "Sorry Jane, this special is not good with any other offers, discounts and / or promotions." Besides, you have to buy ONE bag that values $260 or more!
Example 4: Cathy buys two regular priced bags from the website. One costs $290USD and the other costs $260USD. Cathy wants to take advantage of the shoe special and wants TWO pairs of shoes. I say, that's fine, Cathy, enjoy your two new handbags and your two new pairs of shoe!"
Example 5: Cornelia bought a handbag and took advantage of the shoe special. She gets her bag and shoes and finds she needs to return the bag because it arrived to her damaged. She is so traumatized by a damaged bag that she wants to do a refund. Cornelia contacts me and tells me her plight. I say, "Cornelia, you need to return everything to me in order for me to do a refund on the damaged goods. If you just return the handbag and keep the shoes, I will have to charge you the full $200 or more for the shoes."
Example 6: Jasmin bought a handbag and took advantage of the shoe special. Jasmin is really a size 7 but wanted to be all cutesy like and ordered a size 6 shoe. Jasmin contacts me to tell me she loves, LOVES, LOVES her handbag but that the shoes don't fit. I tell her, "Jasmine, you're going to have to give the shoes away to a friend or family member with smaller feet! There are no returns or exchanges on shoes. They are a PROMOTIONAL item and by the time you return them to me and I send out a new pair, they have cost me three times the promotional cost!"
Example 7: Frederica bought a handbag and took advantage of the shoe special. Frederica wears the shoes for a week and then decides that she is going to be pull a fast one and return the bag, citing some damage, and the shoes as well. Frederica contacts me (to mostly piss me off but we won't go there) and wants to do the refund. No refunds will be given for used, worn or nasty ass dirty shoes! Come on, folks. I know your moms raised you better than that. The rest of you, don't laugh!! People try this crap ALL the time. ALL THE TIME.
By the way, wanna know what the $100.00 cost for the shoes really covers? 80% of it is THE SHIPPING COST. You are essentially getting the shoes for free!!
Aside from the word SALE my absolute favourite word is FREE!
